Standapp Greenroom is the backstage workspace built for the mechanics of stand-up — where a half-formed premise gets structured into a punchline, dropped into a running order, and timed down to the second before you ever step near the mic.
From the first scribbled thought to the applause break, Standapp Greenroom holds the whole lifecycle of a bit — writing, arranging, rehearsing, and reviewing.
Break every idea into premise, setup, punchline, tags, and callbacks instead of one long wall of text — so the mechanics of the joke stay visible while you edit.
Drag bits into sequence and watch live timing recalculate instantly, so you always know how the order plays against an open mic, a club twenty, or a full solo hour.
Run a bit or a full set against a real countdown, matching your practiced pace to the exact slot you've been booked for.
Plant a seed early and link it straight to its payoff later in the set, so nothing you planted gets lost or forgotten mid-show.
Generate a shorter, room-specific version of your set without breaking the rhythm — trim for time while keeping the arc intact.
Record venue, fee, crowd dynamics, and laugh reactions — from dead silence to full applause breaks — to chart your performance curve over time.
Break through blank-page nights with prompts built to shake loose fresh premises when the well runs dry.
Look up the language of the craft — from tags to act-outs — in a glossary built specifically for working comics.
Work through a structured curriculum covering joke mechanics through crowd work, built to sharpen your craft lesson by lesson.
Drag the bits below to reorder your set (or use the nudge arrows). The clock updates live and tells you exactly how you're sitting against the room you picked.
🎤 We're a small crew of comedy obsessives who got tired of watching great premises die in crumpled napkins, forgotten voice memos, and buried notes-app entries — so we built the workspace we wished existed the first time a five-minute set fell apart on stage from bad pacing alone.
🎭 Our mission is simple: give every comic, from open-mic newcomer to touring headliner, an architecturally sound place to turn a raw observation into a structured bit — and turn a pile of bits into a set that actually breathes, builds, and lands.
📓 The app gives you a full backstage system — premise-to-punchline organization, drag-and-drop running orders with live timing, rehearsal countdowns, callback maps, room-specific set cuts, and a performance log that tracks exactly how a crowd reacted, night after night.
💡 Timing is the difference between a joke that gets a chuckle and one that gets an applause break, and we built this tool because that difference deserves better than a napkin. Write it raw. Build it tight. Kill it on stage.
Standapp Greenroom was built on a simple rule: your material is yours alone. The app collects, stores, and transmits no data whatsoever — every bit, running order, rehearsal log, and performance note lives entirely on your device, never on our servers, because we don't have any.
We collect nothing. Standapp Greenroom does not gather names, emails, locations, device identifiers, usage analytics, or any other personal or technical data during setup or ongoing use.
Since no information is ever collected, none is used, analyzed, profiled, or sold. There is no data pipeline running behind the scenes — only your own device processing your own content.
Every premise, punchline, set list, rehearsal timer result, and show log is stored exclusively in local, on-device storage. Nothing is synced to a cloud server, because Standapp Greenroom operates with no cloud backend at all.
The app contains no analytics software development kits, no advertising networks, and no third-party trackers of any kind. Nothing you do inside the app is ever shared with an outside company.
Because your material never leaves your device, there is no transmission to intercept and no remote database to breach. Your set lists stay exactly where you put them — on your phone.
Standapp Greenroom does not knowingly collect information from anyone, including children, and is fully compliant with the spirit of COPPA by design — there is simply no data collection mechanism to trigger.
There are no accounts to create and none to delete. Uninstalling the app permanently removes every bit, set, and show log stored within it — you hold complete control at all times.
If this policy is ever updated, the revised version and its new effective date will be posted within the app. Continued use after an update means you accept the revised terms.
Questions about this policy can be sent to privacy@standappgreenroomapp.com.
🎙️ Got a note, a bug to report, or a room you'd love to see us partner with? Pull up a stool in the greenroom — we read everything and we'd genuinely love to hear from you.
⏳ We typically respond within 24–48 hours — often faster between sets.